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Black_kite
milvus_migrans
В архиве е-мейла нарыл анекдот:

An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs
    and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there
    sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
    
    After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked
    him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
    
    "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows,
    breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the
    cowboy.
    
    After a short while he asked her what she was.
    
    "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a
    lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I
    get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch
    TV, everything seems to make me think of women," told the young
    woman.
    
    A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.
    
    A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
    
    "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."